My Absolute Last Post Before Going MIA

If you wonder what I'm talking about read the post below ~ however I had written a post in reference to this article I found on the news and just couldn't resist posting about it as "going out with a bang" so to speak for at least a little while........:smile.

Let's see if I can get it right this go round and here is a thought not LOSE it before posting *gggrrrrr* due to the operational error of the typist!!!

Read further if you dare ~

Personally, I think the last paragraph is the best stated item I've read through all this debate, most importantly the last line!!!!!!!!!!!

"They're rallying to constrict rights and weave discrimination into the very fabric of our Constitution," he told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for its Sunday editions. "And really that's all they can do, is hold rallies like that. Fair-minded and open-minded people have a hard time disagreeing with what gays and lesbians are after: fairness and equality under the law."

Now let me first state, I do NOT believe the civil rights movement and what the gays/lesbians are trying to obtain, as their legal rights, are one in the same or even remotely similar.

The civil rights movement made possible, people of a different color of whites, prominately, african americans, the ability to vote, obtain an education and scholorships in fine collges; the ability to sit beside us in public transportation, all the freedoms, white's have never had to question!!!

So to that degree I agree with at least fight your battles and not bring the past "civil rights movement" into play.........there were so many more complexities *however you spell it* in play at that time....HOWEVER.......

I firmly believe that EVERYONE, regardless of race, religion, creed or sexual preference should be allowed to obtain the same "marriage certificate" as a man / woman. Hell we haven't gotten it right yet, by all means, show us how to change the statistics!!!! Has anyone looked at the divorce rate as of to date..............who in their right mind wants to get married?? Be it to a man/woman or same sex..........*rolling eyes* anyhoot...........to my point *and yes I get the point give me time*

In my humble opinion and being raised the way I was raised this says a great deal; the whole title of "Not On My Watch", is HIGHLY offensive!!!! Last time I checked, looking in my bible right now, it isn't my place or anyone else's for that matter to "be on watch" with moral choices in life!!! You want to thump your bible on my blog go ahead, will fall on death ears, I was raised by a minister, a granddaughter of a minister, and many times niece to ministers, and their children are either ministers or married too ministers, so thump your bible else where.........

I know what it states in the bible about homosexuality, but I also KNOW it states "judge not other's as ye yourself be judged"!!! If you are just firming up in your mind what you are about to comment on ~ let me throw one or two more bee's in your bonnets ~ read 1st Corinthians Chapter 13; better yet read the last verse: Meanwhile these three things remain: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.

It does NOT state "heterosexual love" it states ~ brace yourselves "LOVE". Who can judge love?? Who can judge whom is in love with someone else other than the two people in question??? Do people actually BELIEVE that gays/lesbians set out for this life style just to be "different" for fun????????????? Gezzzzz get a clue!!!

I'll end with, have you ever been in a room or a conversation and the topic is relationships ~ and someone announces "my partner" and have you noticed how quickly they were accepted in the group until stating that one phrase???

In my view is this, if you liked the person before you knew or even if you knew they were gay/lesbian, why all the sudden are they "tabboo"?????????? Again for you bible thumpers ~ "judge not as thou shall be judged".

Just some food for thought on my little MIA adventure.......and also my last rant for awhile..........:biggrin!!!!

In summary; let people be who they are, let them marry and enjoy the up's and down's and thrill of divorce, hell they might suprise you and their odds beat us hetero individuals ~ ohh wait we can't have that now can we because we are too busy judging..........but have you ever really listened to a room full of just women and or men for that matter.............that is worse than married people!!!! Oh wait that is just the same :lol

People whom live in glass walls should really stop casting the first stone, glass shreds tend to cut main veins to live ~

I'll return soon ~ yeah I know you guys can't wait :lol

Going More MIA

Well the time has come that I need to put this on the shelf for awhile and do all I can to make this an enjoyable summer for our family.......

My eldest child has suffered yet another blow in his life ~ another baseball team member whom he played ball with died over the weekend. This is the second from the same team within only a few months of one another ~ Q15 is taking it very hard and I'm very worried about him.

Plus this gives me time to regroup and actually, you are going to love this line, find myself. :biggrin.

Yeah, I've been lost for most my life so don't you think it is time for me to go out there looking for myself????

I don't know when I'll decide to come back and start blogging much less what about, but for now I'm going to be MIA for a bit.........

Hope everyone has a wonderful spring and summer and that when I return that I find everyone healthy and happy!!!

Thanks for reading thus far and have a wonderful summer!!!

Since Our Local........

TV stations have web sites, I was waiting to post about the 7 issues on "Second Hand Snoring". A subject I can so relate too....................:biggrin....of course at my hubby's expense.......

Yet damnit they don't have them posted on their web site *:FINGERboid *, I'm not angry I promise :lol

anyhoot so I'm stuck with dribble to post about.......

So while in my search on this particular web site I found this.......

Go check this out, but all I have to say is "STROKING" or I want to know his given birth name after such a size........OMG 13 POUNDS going in or coming out is just BRUTAL..........do they actually have enough drugs to keep us bitches in check????????? I guess I'm either lucky or just plain tiny since BOTH my children 10 years apart were 4 lbs 11 oz. Something size of 13 lb's coming out of my body, hell for that matter trying to enter, yeah I'd kill someone...........no doubt..........that is just OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing 13 pounds needs to enter or leave my body is all I have to say not without MAJOR MAJOR DRUGS and I'm sorry I don't think they legally can give me that amount of drugs.......... Much less the poor sap telling us during labor........"breath baby and push.....yeah hell MTF ....you weren't exactly telling me to breath OR push during conception"...............

Can you see the CNN Headline news now...........showing my mug shot......."Woman having concentual sex until she finds out he is just way too large for her body.....she begins to make it accomidating for her size frame.....her defense in court is "OMG JUDGE here is what I dismembered and look at him NOW.....I was doing the world a favor ..... Porn star I'm so NOT........."

13 POUNDS OMG..........................OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does one REALLY need a sig line after that OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

What The Hell

how well do you really know me :smile

Okay from what I understand ~ you need to take the posed questions and copy them in the comment section and answer them....since I have a low reading going on I dont see many responses....but hey give me a thrill :lol

I got this from T, whom stoled this from Tara, where some where in the mix Whtetigr also did this....:lol Welcome to my band wagon.....

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends? and if not: do you want to be friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Have you ever seen me IRL and been too freaked out to talk to me? If you only know me online...Have you wanted to reply to write things to me and been too shy to?
5. Would you give me a positive friendster testimonial?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in a word, phrase, film, or album?
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal / journal and see what I say about you?

Remember answer the questions in the comment section and if you want to by all means link up ~ trust me it beats what I was going to post about ~ "drama"! ` okay and what I'm willing to share :biggrin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nite all my faithful women readers and hottie men yummie yummie!!!!

Yeah This Is A News Flash

I found this test on T'sey blog ~ she has become a lawyer if other's haven't realized she doesn't return calls *gggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* and she found this on Ran's blog ~

Anyhooot.............

here are my results :lol

You Should Stay Straight

It's not that you aren't open minded (after all, you took this quiz!)
You just aren't attracted to girls. End of story.
Maybe you're frustrated with men. Time to ditch the ones you know and start over.
The right guy for you is out there - and his boy parts fit with your girl parts.

Should You Go Lesbian?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Keep reading I have a dare before me........*snicker*.......to write a well situation

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

Just For Fun

Go figure :biggrin

I stole this from Ran's site since she has an abondent supply of test to choose from :lol

You Are a Sex Freak!

While your antics haven't landed you in jail...
They have probably landed you in some relationship hot water.
So you like sex... love it in fact. Isn't that how we're built?

You've done it standing, sitting, but never shitting.
And you always have a vibe in your pocket.
You're most likely to be the biggest flirt... not freak.

Advice? Stay away from those who give you guilt trips.
Monogamy is probably not for you. Find some other free spirits.
When the rules are thrown away, the sex will be that much better.

What's Your Freak Factor?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Now you know that this is so not me :smile

Okay Been Awhile

Since I've done this.........I stole this from T's site, whom stole it from other's, so go check out the long list of people who have done this "quiz". :smile.

If bored with Quiz'es skip this post and read further down, I've made more than one post during this 24 hour period........gotta HATE INSOMNIA!!!!!!!

The Quiz:

Abortion?: Not so cut and dried in my humble opinion; depends on the situation and the woman's RIGHT to choose

Death Penalty? By judge and/or jury or by my own hands would be the question here :biggrin so YES I'm all for it, especially if I don't get jailed for it....:smile

Prostitution? depends on the circumstance.......

Alcohol? Well hello who's blog are you on HELL YEAH!!!

Marijuana? Highly over rated!!!

Other drugs? My experience with them I'd not post about :smile but ummm NO

Gay marriage? Not my place to pass judgement ~ love is love is love in my humble opinion

Illegal immigrants? it is inevitable isn't it?

Drunk driving? Ummmm logically no, but well we all know us drunks!!!

Cloning? OMG NO the world couldn't handle another me, I have two in the mist already thank you very much!!!

Racism? is just plain STUPID!! A person is a person not a person by race, color or religion!!!

Premarital sex? ROFLMAO ~ yeah I'm so against it FOR MY DAUGHTER AND SON!!!!!!!!!

Religion? Nazarene

The war in Iraq? This and the Sadi War was inevidable read Revelations

Downloading music? Some of my best CD's are from downloaded music so YEAH!!!

The legal drinking age? I'm so pass the legal drinking age now unless they bump it up to 60 or something I'm all for it; remember I have children still who are MY KIDS!!!

Porn? Yeah what about it?

Suicide? running away from a problem that is solveable

Your name spelled backwards.
eimaJ

2. Where were your parents born?
Michigan aka my mother and NC my daddy

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
MIGUELITO'S ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Last time you swam in a pool and where?
Last summer in my backyard okay previous backyard

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yes

7. How many kids do you want?
I have two more than I ever wanted in my life, but would not trade them for anything in the world........they are my life!!!

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Wrap

9. Are you registered to vote?
Yes

10. Do you have cable?
does satilite count as cable? if so yes

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Yes

12. Ever prank call anybody?
Yes

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Yes

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
HELL NO ~ why test fate?

15. What color is your room?
Room walls? That would be white with a grey tint

16. Do you have a garden?
Yes

17. What's your favorite comic strip?

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower and in the morning and or afternoon depends on the hour I wake up.....baths are saved for "mama and daddy time" YEAH BABY!!!

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
I watched "Cat In The Hat" let me tell ya HIGHLY OVERRATED!!!

21. Favorite pizza topping?
pepperoni

22. Chips or popcorn?
Popcorn!

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
if you saw my make up collection this would be an obvious mute question ~ depends on the clothes I'm wearing ~ it has to match to include lip liner!!!

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
ummmmmmmmm NO

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
yes

26. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Hubby and of course MIGUELITO'S

28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Snickers

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Last presidential election

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last time I was home, which btw is NC!!

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes

32. Are you a good cook?
I'm told I am

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Unfortunatelly yes, but rarely do it :smile

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW umm NO

35. Sprite or 7-up?
Neither!!!!!!!!!!!

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? How about school?
I'm guessing in the bedroom doesn't count huh? :lol so the answer would be no and in school I was a cheerleader only on Friday's did I have to wear one :smile

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
a pregnancy test which was negative THANK GAWD

38. Ever throw up in public?
ohh yeah, thanks for that memory umm yeah

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
tough question...........

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
apparently ~ meet my hubby :smile

41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
yupe

42. Can ex's be friends?
Yes

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
care not to relieve it but my daddy

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
hell no I had NO HAIR

45. What did you eat today?
homemade spegitti *my slang of the spelling* sauce I made, salad and garlic bread, and a ham sandwich at lunch

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Who watch's regular TV at that hour :smile But way back when, the "Church Lady" Well ain't that just specialllllllllllll

47. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucy

48. What is in your purse?
A day planner, with all my information and everyone else's for that matter so if I'm in a wreck and or die; be looking for that call, cell phone, telephone book with memo pad, several pens and pencils, make up bag, coupon book, keys, check books, atm and visa cards, tons of receipts, gum, okay I have a very large purse....and other things I can't remember

49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Kiss hubby good night ~ and other things *wink* but lastly tell him I love him!!!

Okay Drinking And Blogging

Don't go hand and hand GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

What I posted about two minutes ago was titled "Hubby Will Enjoy This Post" ~ stated further with a sarcastic laugh...

I've been weeding through my endless amounts of emails latetly, I first started with over 4 thousand, and now down to 400. I'm making progress, however, in the mist of all this weeding through emails, I've found some GREAT blogging material :biggrin

Here is just ONE of my items to offer....

Female vs. Male

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change
and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

AND FINALLY...

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

HA!!!! Yeah I can relate!!!

Testing Of Friendships

Okay, I just don't get it, call me Blondie call me stupid, but why does anyone want to test people's "friendships"?

Especially a person with "trust" issues from the beginning????????????

This has recently happened on a LARGE scale that not only affect a friendship, but also, called into question my marriage.

First, let me state, when I call a person a friend, that is NOT by any given of the factor and/or the word easy for me to do. I trust NO ONE!!!! When I do find it within myself to trust someone, it is very very hard to alter my decision in life. Hell you doubt me, just ask K and or T. These two and I have had more than one set of "trust" issues and rectifiable so.....if you know the history you know what I'm talking about........

And hell, me getting married again after the first go round HA ~ yeah you can bank the last dollar you own to know how much I trust the man I'm married too and would do NOTHING to alter our relationship!!!!!!!!!!!

However, when other's decide to put their two cents in the mix; and might I add wrongfully so; just to in the end try and alter a friendship/ much less a marriage....

It brings to my mind two things: :wtf are they thinking and LET ME AT 'EM :pummel trust me I've got enough southern redneck in me to cause some SERIOUS damage to someone !!!! Don't let my Queen demeanor fool ya :smile. But wait, the Queen does have the ability to require "beheadings", okay well, even the Queen and her parliment *however you spell it* has some redneck in 'em........:biggrin

I have just recently been placed in the position where I had to discuss with someone who took me years to call my best friend about issues that I found out ~ we were being tested.........not only our friendship but my marriage......... again :wtf?????????????????????????????

Why do some people think it is in their or other's best interest to determine what is best for our lives????????????????? Aren't friends suppose to be people who accept us for good bad or indifferent????????? That is how I was raised I mean really who are we to judge another human being?????????????

Yeah I'm on my soap box DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!! You want comedy skip to the post below this one has NO comedy what so ever!!!!!!

I'll just state this ~ if you want to mess with friendships I've built in my life ~ man and/or female bring it to me ~ if you feel threatened by my friendship with someone DEAL WITH IT AND GROW UP!!! High school has long surpassed us all...........if you can't be person enough to be honest that is YOUR problem.....but leave YOUR problems at the door and let us who have lived and learned to move along in a happy enjoyable loving relationship!!!!!

In a nutshell

BITE MY HAPPY ASS

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Nothing Really

I stoled this post from Bitchy woman, okay at least some of it :smile

Random Observances
**The one time you give your husband a smart assed answer for "Did you set the alarm?" is most surely the one time you will fuck up setting the alarm, causing your day to start later than intended.

**The ability to fart, without effort or pain is nothing you should ever take for granted. Period.

That is what I stoled from Bitchy Chick........gotta love her ~ since my day has consisted of going through my 3000 plus emails and putting them in appropriate places and the like.......UUUGGGHH.........however I have found some great jokes in the process.......

So I'll leave you with at least one :smile........

Okay let's see if this work.....I LOVE my men in uniform ~ HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ~ however when I heard this I just about died laughing.........Download file Okay make sure your speakers are on to hear this :lol

And I'll end my post with a really good laugh MAN I hope this works for you all to see...........:lol

Boy do people send me the best jokes or what :lol

Nite Nite sweeties.....