Doctor's and Life .....

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and MF'ing boys, ~ I won't go any further because if you know the dance scene you know the song title :biggrin.

Yes I went to the doctor today ~ not much news on that home front which I knew wouldn't be since they have YET to deal with the issue I WENT IN FOR ~ but today was the probing and feel up woman exam.

Read more if you dare ~

Had many comical conversations about this today ~ the first being in the doctor's office which I had all doctor's and nurses rolling in my quandry of why men have it so easy!! I mean seriously think about it ~ a finger up their ass ~ yeah I could live with that ~ but two children later and a yearly probbing and feel up along with a finger in the exit only zone ~ the humor is lost on me!!!

Then to add to all my medical issues my internet has been down, and not in the good way, all day ~ I get two male tech's on the line where we begin to discuss Adam, Eve and the snake ~ the snake was a tempting male I have no doubt ~ since all species on earth at that time were male EXCEPT Eve ~ ohhh I can see the correspondence now ~ I'm rotting in hell ~ I'm shameful ~

Before I get those messages ~ PLEASE READ ~ I'm not only rotting there in death I live in TEXAS ~ God's sense of humor of life after death!!!!! You don't believe me ~ just spend one MONTH in the summer here on a good year ~ HA!!! And one step further ~ I'm not only rotting there I'm driving the bus with many of people, no NOT regular readers, but those fly by nights who like to leave dirty messages for :WTF ever reason ~ I'm taking many of you strapped in with safety belts mind you ~ safety being the first and foremost rule to drive into the fires of :pitchfork :flames

Okay for those who are actually interested and read this far ~my test results ~ my cholestoral *is that how you spell it* is 265 same as it was when I was 15 hasn't gone up hasn't gone down ~ I'm a smoker and a drinker ~ yeah you would have never figured that one out right??? :lol All the rest of my test results came out, and I quote my doctor's, "SUPRISING"!!!! Yeah I could, oh wait I DID tell you that!!!

I'm in perfect health outside of my cholestoral which is now under medication since I won't, okay can't for other reasons, conform to the required diet. I don't eat chicken and ever since I was a kid tuna fish revoltes me ~ and there is only so much fish a person can eat!!! So I take a pill now daily ~

My arm issue, ohhh wait we are FINALLY reaching the whole reason I went to the doctor to begin with THREE MONTHS LATER :mouse I have to undergo nerve testing..........

The initial prognosis *however you spell it again* ~ with my vision failing so quickly in three months, headaches from HELL *med's for that also*, and numbness in my right arm here are my two choices :lol ~ okay better terms their best views after TESTING MY ASS OFF ~

Carple Tunnel *however you spell it* or MS ~ weighing the ladies of justice here ~ I go with Carple Tunnel :biggrin!!!!

See I can still stay positive!!!!

The family is doing great for those interested ~ hubby swears after reading my med qualifications he is going to blog and put his educated "two cent's worth in" ~ we'll all hold our breath on that one to see :lol ~ but baby I have faith in you ~

That is my life right now ~ the upswing is THE KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope all is well with everyone ~ and for the person who is posting and threating me on my photo blog ~ I'll be kind once ~ heed MY warning ~ GO AWAY~

Words to live by:

GOING TO CHURCH DOESN'T MAKE YOU A CHRISTIAN ANYMORE THAN STANDING IN A GARAGE MAKES YOU A CAR

After thought ohhh crap it is Valentine's Day ~ Happy Valentine's Day everyone