Martha Stewart Only Wishes She Decorated This Good ~

Welcome to the Christmas blog of Jet's Place ~ take a look around and visit the photoblog which has been updated also. Now since Martha Stewart obviously didn't do this, I have BETTER than Martha, I have Missy T :biggrin. So everyone give credit to Missy T not me on the blog ~ she is soo good to me :smile.

Anyhoot, also to bring in the yuletide season there is a tradition that Buffy over at Arrrggg always dreads is when Julie and I put our heads together and revamp Christmas songs :lol

Hum Chestnust Roasting On an Open Fire when you read this :biggrin

All the year we’ve waited; waited through spring and fall. To hear blue balls ringing see wintertime bringing the happiest season of all

Blue balls roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at their nubs, yuletide carols being sung by a porn star and folks dressed up like scanks and whoe’s.

Everybody knows a ball gag and a big dilldo will help to make the season bright. Tiny cocks with their one eye all a glow will find it hard to beat tonight.

They know that Santa’s on his way, he’s loaded lots of batteries and toys on his sleigh and every pervert’s child is going to spy, to see if daddy really makes reindeer’s fly.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase to perverts from 21 to ninety two, although it has been said many times many ways, many orgasms to you.

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY LITTLE BITCH TOO