Age Is Not My Friend!!!

Yet another issue men don't have to think or worry about as the birthdays come and go . Tonight while watching one of my favorite shows "The West Wing", during commercial, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I turned to Speedbump with a horrified look which he quickly began questioning what was wrong ~ my response was ~ OMG I look like I'm six months pregnant.

He of course laughed ~ not a wise move on his part ~ and told me I didn't look like I was six months pregnant with a sly smile on his face. That usually means a very smart ass comment on his part, but his high education obviously played a great role in his refusual of saying what was on his mind. :angry.

How does age play a part in this? Well I don't mind telling people my age, basically because, half the time I don't remember it, because I don't feel like I'm 37 years old. Yet, I've noticed the closer I book my 40th year in life, certain things tend to make me blow up like a goodyear blimp.

I can wake up in the a.m. and like the way I look, body wise until I get a shower and fix my hair and face, then by the end of the day look like I swallowed a bull frog who has gas.

Why is it that women have to go through that and not men??? Why must our face, fingers, legs and feet swell up to a miserable size and men can eat everything in site and only signs their body is rejecting it is the sudden odor in the house and it isn't because they just took off their shoes!!!

I'm begining to lose my 20/20 vision, which doesn't bother me so much, some of those new fashion glasses are pretty cool looking with my face frame. I never had muCH sanity, I think the Lord forgot to issue that one out to me, so I can't tell a difference on that home front. Gravity well has taken effect ~ I'm not pleased about that ~ nothing more can cause an "ewww" effect than a woman who has little boobs pointing to the floor ~ but that is fixable :biggrin. This whole bloating issue at the drop of a hat is really bothering me right now ~ what is up with that?

For the record before the cheap seats start screaming in droves ~ no I'm not PMS'ing thank you very much!!!! Why can't us as women look as young as we feel not feel and look our age????

Ohhh well, no salt for me tomorrow!!!!

MY INNER CHILD IS A SASSY BITCH ALSO!!!!